uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick

(Source: pushthemovement)

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

(Source: covengifs)

brendanwtf:

what if they’re both from the same person

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

But the thing is sometimes I’m happy but most of the time I just want to crawl into a ball and sleep until it stops hurting.

spoopy-doll:

My birthday is on Thursday which means all of you are treating me like a princess all week do you hear me