"These people that have lost prove that they have lived, that they have been in the moment, they have felt the pain of loss like everyone should in their life." -Anonymous
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
WHY WON’T THEY TELL US
This is just hypothesis, but probably bc they’re immature and like making girls uncomfortable. And fragile masculinity issues.
This is my dog Ginger. We were cooking something in the oven one day when it caught fire and set off all the alarms. After we got everything sorted out, we couldn’t find the dog, and spent several minutes looking for her. I found her like this, in the bathtub. No one can tell me my dog isn’t smart.
It’s all a matter of perspective
- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on
LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT
IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE
they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying
nah, none of that “complete me” shit, i don’t need someone to complete me, I am a whole person
and idk, just someone who tries to make me happy i guess, like i don’t have specific preferences, as long as you try to keep me happy and care for me, that’s cute